A friend is having trouble with his P.C. Can you help?

Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without trouble.


However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off.


But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2.2 and Playboy 6.0. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many Bugs and left a worm virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks.


Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.


Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. however, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2001.





But imagine my friend's disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hard drive and can not be deleted - they then re-surface months or even years later.


Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter.


Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WHINGE.zip and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself.


The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new attachments - Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled several times a week.


When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law 1.0, which can't


be turned off.


Recently he's been tempted to try Mistress 2001 add-on, but there could be


problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2001, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.





Can anyone help?

A friend is having trouble with his P.C. Can you help?
omg that freaking genius


he might want to try divorcelawyer XP its sort of expensive but might be worth it


If wife 1.0 malfunctions it may be a good idea to download restraining order 2.0
Reply:lol this his hilarious
Reply:I would recommend getting a program called DivorceLawyer 1.0 that will delete all Wife 1.0 files.
Reply:Your friend is screwed :(





try wifecage v2.0 :D
Reply:hahaha nice one thanks
Reply:Yeh a few of my mate's have had this problem... the only way to fix it is to stop using microshaft products...





:P
Reply:I would recommend storing all Money Files within an external program such as OffShoreAccount 2008 and running it along side a cloaking program such as LordLucanSyndrome 1.0
Reply:omg haha. I'm saving this. you rock.. :)